eating cake before dinner is so necessary.

my parents are really good people, but i was this uncontrollable kid. like, there was one year where my mom had to put a limit on my snacking. she said i couldn’t snack between meals because i would sit there and watch tv and snack for hours, then eat dinner, then watch tv and snack for hours before bed. i was such a logical kid. my dad would say, “it’s too late to watch tv.” and i would say, “no it’s not. what do you want me to do? read a book or something? because we both know that’s not going to happen.

— anthony. my hilarious new teammate.

in response to halley's story (it was creepy)

ps: did i mention i'm in istanbul right now?

(but by sunday i’ll be in israel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I ran into Samuel L. Jackson in California…I think he got mad when I couldn’t name any of the movies he’s been in. I think I made him mad when I asked if he was in the matrix.

— my dad

i really miss speaking in spanish. i caught myself daydreaming about it earlier. oh, to be back in latin america…