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some of my favorite spanish words are entonces, tal vez, and tampoco.

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Aug
20th
Wed
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  • fadia: oh, look, that chinese girl is crying.
  • me: well yeah she just sucked on the beam. in the olympics.
  • fadia: i've never seen--
  • me: you've never seen an asian cry?
  • fadia: i'm so glad you said that, because i didn't want to.
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bela karoli is still hilarious, all these years later.
bela karoli is still hilarious, all these years later.
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it’s your kindness, Lord, that leads us to the river, of your matrimonyyy.
— oh, just the cru band leader.  (via dayofchange)
Aug
19th
Tue
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Well, I used a different type of butter. I switched the style up, so let the haters hate and I’ll watch the deliciousness pile up.
— stuff white people like (#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References).
Aug
18th
Mon
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“Our waitress put a prayer on here. It says ‘sup god.’”
“Our waitress put a prayer on here. It says ‘sup god.’”
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EW SHES THE GROSS LADY FROM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE. I ANTI WANT TO SEE HER.
EW SHES THE GROSS LADY FROM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE. I ANTI WANT TO SEE HER.
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i feel like my mom would love to see heart. she shows me youtube videos of them.
i feel like my mom would love to see heart. she shows me youtube videos of them.
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adam and them reallly want me to come to this show with them. it would be an awesome show, but i’m just not that into sigur ros? but i’ve heard that their shows are mind-blowing.
adam and them reallly want me to come to this show with them. it would be an awesome show, but i’m just not that into sigur ros? but i’ve heard that their shows are mind-blowing.
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jolie loves him. it’s in ann arbor. i love ann arbor. he would be hilar.
jolie loves him. it’s in ann arbor. i love ann arbor. he would be hilar.