eating cake before dinner is so necessary.

2009

June 115
May 106
April 129
March 159
February 152
January 211

2008

December 210
November 152
October 126
September 116
August 98
July 69
June 78
May 53
April 43
March 31
January 48

2007

December 103
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
me and laur are kitties!
Dec 31st
developing a hole in my fav skinny jeans. tragic.
Dec 31st
laur driving us to indycc ya ya!
Dec 30th
my daddy giving a speech for his parents 50th wedding ani....
Dec 29th
me in my dress for the wedding. :) i love it so much.
Dec 28th
“i love seth cohen. i want his body in…uhh that came...”
— whitney.
Dec 27th
the decor of where i sleep at home.
Dec 27th
yikes.
Dec 27th

who knows an average bear?

me: you are smarter than a barter.
grandpa: smarter than a WHAT?
me: oh, a barter. it doesn't really mean anything, it just rhymes, you know?
grandpa: i've heard the phrase, "smarter than the average bear."
shan: chels, you're crazier than the average bear.
Dec 27th
“yes, i was burned, but i call it a lesson learned.”
— alicia keys and john mayer. i...
Dec 27th
oh, japan.
Dec 26th
“THE POINT IS, GOD DOESN’T LOVE US BECAUSE WE’RE...”
— owen meany.
Dec 25th
eva got me sunscreen for costa.
Dec 25th
Warch Watch
feliz navidad!
Dec 24th
this happens to me quite often.
Dec 24th
me: dad, i love how you said a chef does not like to be deceived.
dad: i said a great chef does not like to be deceived.
Dec 24th
“why is everyone lying to me about what time people are...”
— my dad is upset that christmas...
Dec 24th
Warch Watch
really hilarious to me.
Dec 23rd
also: whenever i come to gma’s i drink out of this mug...
Dec 23rd
me and some of the cookies.
Dec 23rd
e&k found my old tamagatchi&revived it.
Dec 23rd

sloth.

it’s currently 9:27pm and i have to go out around 10pm which i’m generally happy about,...
Dec 22nd
We always get coerced into making cookies. — shannadipaolo ...
Dec 22nd
Warch Watch
lol. thanks hope.
Dec 22nd
merry christmas to me love shan. the best part about a...
Dec 22nd
currently in columbus. with project bff lynn! so fun yay. going to pick up shanna from the airport...
Dec 21st
i started hyperventilating when i found this.
Dec 21st
one thing about my family is that we never eat. i feel like i eat so much at school and then i...
Dec 19th
love this guy!
Dec 19th

devastating.

Dan: Deception is brutal. I'm not pretending otherwise.
Alice: How? How does it work? How do you do this to someone?
Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice.
Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give in to this, or I can resist it." And I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one. I'm gone.
Dan: I'll always love you. I hate hurting you.
Alice: Why are you?
Dan: Because I'm selfish. And I think I'll be happier with her.
Alice: You won't. You'll miss me. No one will ever love you as much as I do. Why isn't love enough?
Dec 19th
don’t give this kind of thing for christmas.  —...
Dec 18th
i’m really annoyed for a variety of reasons. one reason is that someone took the last grape...
Dec 18th

harry learns to wizard curse.

neville: my grandmother forbids me from using raunchy language.
harry: well your grandmother is a blast-ended SKANK!
neville: AHH!
hermoine: he doesn't mean it, neville, he's just testing out some wizard swears.
harry: i mean every word i ever say, ever, because i'm HARRY POTTER. (thunder)
(http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqTHmzMk0Cw)
Dec 18th
“If there was a better way to go then it would find me I...”
— fiona apple.
Dec 18th

to do christmas break:

crochet. scrapbook roma. buy stuff. like for people. make presents. mod podge a new journal to...
Dec 17th
deep fried french toast…a west virginia family...
Dec 17th
“radiohead always reminds me what a letdown i am, because i...”
— a music critic on npr’s...
Dec 17th

i love.

Jim: [Dressed as Dwight] It's kind of blurry. [puts on his glasses] That's better. [exhales] Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not--- What is going on--- What are you doing?!
Dec 16th
i miss hope.
Dec 16th

this morning.

there’s nothing better than waking up early to an empty house, getting a big cup of coffee,...
Dec 16th
cuties. (from xkcd.com)
Dec 15th
the human calendar®
Dec 15th
currently drinking a coke out of a mug at my gma’s...
Dec 15th

last night in toledo.

will be spent: making the season finale of couch chat. watching movies with friends. having our...
Dec 14th
because she just couldn't be upstaged by...
Dec 14th
where i am right now.
Dec 14th
where i’m going to be in less than a month.
Dec 14th
about to take my last/only exam. woo hoo for espanol!
Dec 14th
“Sure, Bono is a better musician than I am a writer, but the...”
— mindy kaling. lol. i miss the...
Dec 14th
“she’s got too much money and too much time....”
— salle green, ultra sonic...
Dec 13th

finals week.

i am loving finals week, don’t get me wrong, but i just feel like i’m way busier this...
Dec 13th
Warch Watch
that’s the jingle bell rock.
Dec 13th
“You only live a day, but it’s brilliant anyway I saw...”
— elliott smith, independence...
Dec 12th

woot.

this year’s newest addition to the merriam-webster dictionary.  w00t (interjection):...
Dec 12th
“Jesus sheds another tear Into a sea of two thousand years...”
— brett dennen, the holidays are...
Dec 11th
and just for kicks, my first facebook message with hope....
Dec 11th
always one to waste time instead of doing something...
Dec 11th
this year’s christmas card from the flaming lips.
Dec 11th
“mmm whatcha say? that you only meant well, well, of course...”
— imogen heap, hide and seek (i...
Dec 11th
life is just better when i’m drinking tea out of my...
Dec 10th

love life.

me: so am i going to see you again this week?
molly: yeah, i'll be around. i'm leaving friday.
me: (kisses her on the cheek) okay, so hopefully i'll see you again.
guys outside of the car: KISS! KISS! KISS!
me: (getting out of the car) she just asked me to be in her wedding!!!!!!
Dec 10th
“i can’t believe i cried.”
— laura martin (sleepovers are...
Dec 10th
“you should just give up because our love’s become...”
— rilo kiley, christmas cake.
Dec 9th
perfect example of hope and i acting normally.
Dec 9th
perfect example of my rainbow eyes.
Dec 9th
lunch. oh yes. also, i would just like to say that i love...
Dec 9th
Warch Watch
lol. i LOVE how the newscaster like can’t even say anything because he’s going to laugh....
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
i love this one. chris martin. 
Dec 8th

i may be a little bit of a creep.

okay. so do you ever have some people in your life that you feel like you see everywhere? maybe...
Dec 8th

ladies and gentlemen:

welcome to emofest 2007. starring your very own near and dear chelsea kim. such a good dashboard...
Dec 7th
i love this lil baby that shan put up for me.
Dec 7th
this is the only thing that could possibly cheer me up in...
Dec 7th
“should i regret a love like this? it’s not a shame;...”
— deb talan, tenderness.
Dec 7th
the remnants of lunch…looks disgusting tastes okay.
Dec 6th
“Maybe this Christmas will mean something more Maybe this...”
— ron sexsmith, maybe this...
Dec 6th
i’ve been really into hats lately.
Dec 6th

i'm not ashamed to need you more each...

2 Cor. 4:16-18 Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly...
Dec 6th
jolie and i watched this tonight. it’s one of our...
Dec 5th
this is going to be my dwelling place really soon/i found...
Dec 5th

i mean, kind of true story.

me: my day has actually been really great. i didn't have any classes today, believe it or not.
alton: you haven't had class in like a month.
Dec 5th
“Recently a woman took my arm, looked at me very seriously...”
— emma watson, of harry potter...
Dec 5th
“honey, you are the sea upon which i float, and i came here...”
— coldplay, green eyes (my song...
Dec 5th
ballin' UT student robs a bank to help pay...
Dec 4th
the office characters/actors have myspace...
Dec 4th

a day in the life of chelsea.

because what i’m doing every second of the day is most definitely interesting to anyone and...
Dec 4th

'tis the season.

tonight i went over to the house of the dear laura elliott and made lots of delicious baked goods...
Dec 4th
Warch Watch
give me this for christmas. i want the vanessa hudgens (come back to me) one. toothtunes.com....
Dec 3rd
“you’ll never get to heaven, or even to LA, if you...”
— hilary duff, why not.
Dec 3rd
this is a classic mix. circa july 2003. in fact, this was...
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
let’s be honest, i mostly only write in tumblr about things that will interest...
Dec 3rd
get it, girl!
Dec 3rd

i miss the office.

every thursday at 9pm my heart is sad. Dwight Schrute: [playing Agent Michael Scarn in a screenplay...
Dec 3rd
this is my partial list of celebrity couples who are/were awesome.
Dec 2nd
will and jada.
Dec 2nd
john and yoko.
Dec 2nd
jay and b.
Dec 2nd
gwen and gavin.
Dec 2nd
bonnie and clyde.
Dec 2nd
this tshirt is silly.
Dec 2nd

your banner over me is love.

all of these terrible, terrible things happen in the world every day and so many people don’t...
Dec 2nd
“it always hurts more to have and lose than to not have in...”
— the kite runner.
Dec 2nd
i went to a jazz club last night. yes, it was every bit as classy as it sounds. it’s actually...
Dec 1st
“i never asked to be nobody’s nothing.”
— owen.
Dec 1st